I can't think of 4 things I would list about myself, let alone 25. Internet stalking enthusiasts, gather 'round - your Facebook universe doesn't want to read about your experience in ballet class when you were 12. Oh no. When we click on your note, we really want to read something along the lines of, "I've gained 23 lbs. since college" or, "I'm dating a mechanic I met at Jiffy Lube" - get the idea? "People say I have really pretty eyes..." does not a captivating post make.
Furthermore, if you find yourself on #7 and all you can come up with is, "I really like peanut butter" - go ahead and stop right there (unless of course, #8 is, "Which is why I've gained 23 lbs. since college").
Think I'm alone in my annoyance? Check this out:(P.S. Rex W. Huppke, if you're out there, you're my hero)
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/chi-25-random-things,0,2814809.story
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