Seriously, some people just ask for it

The same woman spotted reading the Twilight series over and over again for weeks has finally gotten over tweenager vampire love stories and moved on to... The Four Love Languages! Ha! For those of you that enjoy the delicious garbage that is The Real Housewives of Orange County, you had the pleasure of listening to crazy Vicki go on and on about the four love languages in a marriage and how her husband no longer fills up her "love tank" blah blah blah. Well, apparently this book does exist and people actually read it. Specifically, women in their forties with creepy Edward Cullen obsessions.